What does a single person do on Saturday? All of the other single people I know are still sleeping, working or hungover. My bike has a flat, I don't want to go to the park -especially without a dog (explain later), I don't want to go to the beach-not bikini ready bloated from the crimson wave, too early for hanging out at the bookstore and my condo's pool is closed due to stucco repairs. I could actually do laundry or pack up my boxes for the move, nah it's Saturday! All the couples are hiking, biking or cooing over their children, shopping at Costco and Lowe's contemplating what colors swabs and annuals look great in their homes and gardens. Single people are starting the early Saturday already at the local bars thinking about and making calls for the night to come. Thus my phone ringing, but what will I do today in the sunlight? I could actually go to the gym, no that's no fun. If I had any money I would be shopping and buying music but I'm poor and usually my last dollars seem better spent on a cranberry vodka I'll just have to wait out the day until the fun night begins!